Spiders over Huskies - you heard it here first

Richmond beats UConn!!!

It will never happen you say? Well, here's 10 ways it could.

10. At least it’s in a tournament, so they’re on a neutral floor. Say, where is this tournament anyway? O-o-o-o-ohhhh …

9. Richmond bus swings through Delaware and picks up Elena Delle Donne. But the game will have to be played quickly – Delle Donne only stays in Storrs for 48 hours.

8. Huskies freak out when they discover Richmond uses real spiders.

7. Six-on-five. Well, maybe seven-on-five.

6. Michael Shafer has a foolproof plan, which he is keeping in an attaché case handcuffed to his wrist, and he’s not going to open it until just before the opening tipoff.

5. Tell defender her shoe is untied. When she looks down, drive past and shoot uncontested. Keep repeating until the Huskies catch on.

4. Tina Charles abruptly transfers, declaring she really does want to go to Stony Brook.

3. Geno cuts a side deal – His team will throw the game if the Spiders let Nykesha Sales get two more points.

2. Make Pat Summitt a ref.

And finally, the No. 1 way Richmond might beat UConn....

1. Borrow the best players from ODU, James Madison, William and Mary ... and the Boston Celtics.